Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Sexual Frustration

The problems with young bachelor Indians is not they don't have enough sex. The fundamental problem lies in the fact that they're not able to find such partners to have sex with.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Truth

You don't just get smothered in a relationship, you earn it....

Monday, February 21, 2011

Slight change in directions


I tried to be calm and composed today, I wanted to be calm inside besides the chaos of the outer world, but then I tried becoming a part of the chaos and now I am calm.

OnE MoRE SInceRe ADviCe

Wanna kill yourself?? Dont!

Try killing your gf first and then decide whether you still wanna kill urself or not!!!

Sincere Advice

Wanna make college lyf fun for you? Don't make a gf in the same college

lolzz.......

Being in a relation takes away your ability for elation.......

Monday, February 7, 2011

Helplessness

Between killing myself and killing my professors lies the feeling that I have during their  lectures.......

Help me

Isn't there any cure for the "Bugging Professors Epidemic"?

Zapp.....

Even Da Vinci will be abashed if asked to decipher the masterpiece that is made by my professor on the board............

Plea

70% attendance is mandatory in colleges but 0.007 % of brain usage by the professors should also be the minimum criteria for them to teach........

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Hillarious

Scientists expert in wireless communication are now experimenting on ways to have sex without any cables.

Random Thought 7

I've been observing my thinking pattern for sometime now and all I've observed is that I'm still observing.

Random thought 6

To understand her, synchronization between me and my teacher's mind is needed but i don't want my brain frequencies to drop to such low levels of intelligence.

Random Thought 5

You see there are two kinds of people, one who are living life and one who are sitting in boring lectures and dying with slow poisoning.

Random Thought 4

The output of an input love signal maybe life threatening or it is surely life threatening.

Randon Thought 3

Code Of Conduct are codes seldomly decipherable by a free soul.

Confusion

At a lecture a teacher asked,"Any other questions?", to this a student stood up utterly confused and asked,"Who the hell asked the first question?"

Random Thought 2

Telephone was the best thing Bell invented to waste humans' short life on earth.

Irked

A teacher asked a college boy, " Tell me what is bandwidth?". The boy replied," Ugh! Bandwidth is the width of the different types of bands that we wear, for example wrist band, hair band, etc. measured in cms."

Random Thought 1

Twisted pair cables is what our mind's nerves are made of, they never allow us to think straight.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Zapp.......

A doctor asked a donor while filling a blood donation form, "Do you have any disease or any medical complication?", to which the donor replied " I have severe pain in my gums because my wisdom tooth is coming out, does that count?"

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Brain Damage

What happens when you cram up your English lessons taught to you in school?
The result is an English speaking individual who babbles incessantly without emotions, more like a robot or more like my professors.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Irony

In my city a good hairstylist is one who doesn't know how to give a variety of haircuts in a good way, a good hair cutter is one who doesn't leave you with a grotesque hairstyle and is able to give you back your old hairstyle.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Tendency


I saw a new add today in which a very fat guy was telling his friend in a clothing shop "I've enrolled in a gym, I’ve also appointed a personal trainer, they’re also giving spa, sauna and massage and fruit juices and protein shakes.”
Then the add ends with the following sentence” It’s very difficult to control yourself if you are getting so much extra.” To this I wondered, would be this much fat if he had the ability to control himself?

Unfulfilled Desires


I feel a strong sense of sympathy when I see a girl crying in front of me. Today I saw a girl crying inside her car, she was cute, I thought she needed a hug desperately and I felt a strong need to give her that privilege. Sadly, her boy friend was already there to do my work for me.