Befuddled

The worst thing that happens to wise
                      people is  
          " WISDOM ".

Sexual Frustration

The problems with young bachelor Indians is not they don't have enough sex. The fundamental problem lies in the fact that they're not able to find such partners to have sex with.

Truth

You don't just get smothered in a relationship, you earn it....

Slight change in directions

I tried to be calm and composed today, I wanted to be calm inside besides the chaos of the outer world, but then I tried becoming a part of the chaos and now I am calm.

OnE MoRE SInceRe ADviCe

Wanna kill yourself?? Dont!

Try killing your gf first and then decide whether you still wanna kill urself or not!!!

Sincere Advice

Wanna make college lyf fun for you? Don't make a gf in the same college

lolzz.......

Being in a relation takes away your ability for elation.......

Helplessness

Between killing myself and killing my professors lies the feeling that I have during their  lectures.......

Help me

Isn't there any cure for the "Bugging Professors Epidemic"?

Zapp.....

Even Da Vinci will be abashed if asked to decipher the masterpiece that is made by my professor on the board............

Plea

70% attendance is mandatory in colleges but 0.007 % of brain usage by the professors should also be the minimum criteria for them to teach........

Hillarious

Scientists expert in wireless communication are now experimenting on ways to have sex without any cables.

Random Thought 7

I've been observing my thinking pattern for sometime now and all I've observed is that I'm still observing.

Random thought 6

To understand her, synchronization between me and my teacher's mind is needed but i don't want my brain frequencies to drop to such low levels of intelligence.

Random Thought 5

You see there are two kinds of people, one who are living life and one who are sitting in boring lectures and dying with slow poisoning.

Random Thought 4

The output of an input love signal maybe life threatening or it is surely life threatening.

Randon Thought 3

Code Of Conduct are codes seldomly decipherable by a free soul.

Confusion

At a lecture a teacher asked,"Any other questions?", to this a student stood up utterly confused and asked,"Who the hell asked the first question?"

Random Thought 2

Telephone was the best thing Bell invented to waste humans' short life on earth.

Irked

A teacher asked a college boy, " Tell me what is bandwidth?". The boy replied," Ugh! Bandwidth is the width of the different types of bands that we wear, for example wrist band, hair band, etc. measured in cms."